What good thing can I do with my 1,000th post?

[English Chick]

just re-read my posts I have so got to get my duslexia under control........ (opps dyslexia)

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Yeah I KNOW! How many times do I have to HINT HINT HINT at Lip Balm Junkie, and all I get is, ...wait, I dunno what is it currently. Gotta post now so I can look.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Okay, well "Addict" is close, but no cigar.

 

[English Chick]

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hennys she's dead.....LOL ROFL......gotta outdo the Queen Darling!

need a cup of tea.....hmmm what about a glass of Chardonnay...had a baddish day......still ROFL love ya xxxx

 

[HennysMom]

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The "screw in the light bulb" wave! I'm very good at that!


Yes, tiara, perhaps a ermine cape?

Oh my yes! And perhaps a scepter even? (oh gosh, did I spell that right?..why doesnt it look right? LOL)

EC - I didn't even notice you spelled anything wrong - maybe because I spell everything wrong too! Half of my posts get edited for spelling

Still thinking of a good title here... uhm.....

 

[HennysMom]

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hennys she's dead.....LOL ROFL......gotta outdo the Queen Darling!

need a cup of tea.....hmmm what about a glass of Chardonnay...had a baddish day......still ROFL love ya xxxx

wait - what?! LOL when the hell did the Queen die? LMAO *oh sorry.. no disrespect there*

Isnt the Queen still kickin over there? *now I"m laughing hard - thanks EC.... poor Queen - ROLLING HERE*

May God rest her soul....

*stop stop..its not funny*

 

[AllChookUp]

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is that YOU or Kenny Chesney in your avatar?

BITE YOUR TONGUE! I'm a good head taller than him.
And sadly, not nearly as wealthy...

Why it that no one EVER confuses me for Brad Pitt?
Oh, wait - that's JoeBryant.​

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Yeah, I thought Kenny Chesney too, but that whole thing with Renee Zellweger made me wonder a little. And if a guys wears a hat all the time, you know he's got issues that you can never win with.

So for gosh's sake, will under-follicled guys just show it off a little?
It's the face that's most important. Hat some of the time, pretty skull most of the time. That's what I say!

 

[HennysMom]

yeah... I think bald can be great on a guy... I'd much rather have that than the dreaded "comb over"

There was this guy I worked with once that had the WORST comb over in history! I swear...this thing was about 12 feet long I am not kidding you! It started at his ear...and he snaked it around his entire head until it landed on the top, dead center, and he greased it all down. One day... my dad and I (we worked together) were walking out to the car and this guy was in front of us..and it was REALLY windy that day, I mean like gale force winds - and.. we knew it was coming.. we saw the hair starting to "peel" at the top....it was bound to happen - WHOOSH!! It unravelled right in front of us!

OMG I almost pee'd my pants I was laughing so hard - Dad couldnt even walk he was laughing so hard... this poor guy was trying to grab all of his hair and there it was..in all its glory... all 12 feet of it - just whipping in the wind with him trying to wrap it all back around his head!

I know I'm going to hell for laughing at that poor man... I just know it.. but COME ON... I mean... CUT IT OFF ALREADY.....

 

[English Chick]

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BITE YOUR TONGUE! I'm a good head taller than him.
And sadly, not nearly as wealthy...

Why it that no one EVER confuses me for Brad Pitt?
Oh, wait - that's JoeBryant.

Sweetie I DID NOT write Kenny Chesney as I do not know who he is......but I do love tall men...dark haired. olive skinned...my DH is Italian.....and hairy...blissssss