What if??

[mrpekinduck]

I would move to Canada!

WI a dog stole your shoe right when you were leaving for work?

 

[Magic Birdie]

I would ignore it.

What if YOU owed BYC a million dollars? (

)

 

[mrpekinduck]

I would go to Canada!

WI. A unicorn robbed your house?

 

[Magic Birdie]

I would steal it's horn!

What if a chicken sat on your head and pooped 100x in your hair?

 

[mrpekinduck]

I would take a 10yr shower (not kidding)

WI a goat took a shower in your bathroom?

 

[Magic Birdie]

I would complain that the house smells like goat but never notice the goat in the shower.

What if I sued you?

 

[Blonde]

I would sue you back!

WI i randomly knocked on your door.

 

[Magic Birdie]

I would yell at you and stick my budgie in your face.

What if I used this smilie

?

 

[Blonde]

I would cry with you!

WI the world were made of chocolate!

 

[mrpekinduck]

I would come to the door and have a baby duck in my hands!

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