What is a "house chicken?"

[Davaroo]

"Be careful, young padawan. The path that leads to the Dark Side begins with putting chickens in diapers." - - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master

 

[Wolf-Kim]

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-Kim

 

[tiki244]

Changing banty diapers are not bad at all. I cant speak for big chickens. NO BEDS. ugh!

 

[tiki244]

Oh Oh now that I have come out of the closet I guess its open season

 

[tiki244]

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That is

and

about the chickens looking at people on the sidewalk.

when can we meet?

people are trying to tell me it is a health hazzard and against codes to keep chickens in the house. Is that true?

 

[Chickndaddy]

I don't think keeping chickens in the house breaks any more rules or is any nastier than keeping ferrets. I work in a pet store and let me tell you. They are gross...

Very cute, but I'm allergic to them. And did I mention they are gross...lol

I have often thought about diapering a bantam hen in the house. But I would feel so bad watching her lay her little egg in a diaper of poo and then running around cackling about it with it in her diaper.

Maybe that's just me though...

 

[Davaroo]

Much is in a name.

I'm thinking that what is needed is a change of label here.
For example, if we call droppings, 'chicken SH*T', wow that is nasty. But, if we call it 'Poooo,' well hey, that aint so bad. It almost sounds nice.

SO instead of 'chicken diaper', how about something like:

AFECU - Auxiliary Feces Entrapment and Containment Unit.
FCP - Feces Catch Pocket.

Or we could call it a "PooBag" or a "Dropping Satchel" or something like that.

What're some more ideas?

 

[Davaroo]

Oh yeah - and what about egg laying into an FCP. Yeeeecchh!

 

[dacjohns]

This is too much. I should have jumped into the fray earlier.

There are house ducks with diapers too. If you think changing a chicken would be bad can you imagine changing a duck's diaper? It's gotta be worse than a human baby.

I like AFECU. It sounds more like something for catching feces.

 

[Wolf-Kim]

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Gift Bag
Goody Bag
Chicken Crapper

er..

More commonly known as "It's your turn, I changed it last time."

I like AFECU, what great marketing.

-Kim