Ok, another really random MFB post.... I read. I like to read. It's fun and I enjoy it alot. There's only one teenie lil problem..... I'm blind as a bat when it comes to reading small print. I have no problem seeing things at a distance, just can't see things close up. So I have a pair of strong reading glasses. Really strong ones. Sorta like the bottoms out of two of those old glass 16 ounce coke bottles wired together with black wire. And they fold. I'm not making this up... they really do. I found them in a box of junk at the auction years ago and I loved them. Terra doesn't love them. Not even a little bit. But she won't read to me, so I have to wear them or I can't see to read. I also have another problem. My dadgum eyelashes hit my glasses and it just irritates the crap outta me. Really. It's a pain in the .... well.. eyeball. soooo...... About once a week I go in the bathroom, look in the mirror and take a pair of scissors and cut them off about half way. Did I mention I can't see up close? Might not always be cut straight. But they don't hit my glasses once I'm done and I can see to read. I don't see any problem with it. I thought I was plumb smart... ingenious even. So would one of you ladies explain why every single time I do it my wife tells me she hates me? She even cried once. Said she would die to have calf eyelashes? I offered to let her just cut mine...... That didn't help either...... she was even madder. sooooo....... What's the deal with eye lashes? I just don't get it.