What is the worst joke you have never heard?

[The Birb King]

Well this is the most pointless thread I have ever made but what is the worst joke someone has told you or you have heard? Me personally, a few months ago before Thanksgiving, someone walked up to me and said

"What did the turkey say to the computer?........GOOGLE!"

That joke didn't even make sense it was so bad it ruined my entire day

 

[oldhenlikesdogs]

Well this is the most pointless thread I have ever made but what is the worst joke someone has told you or you have heard? Me personally, a few months ago before Thanksgiving, someone walked up to me and said

"What did the turkey say to the computer?........GOOGLE!"

That joke didn't even make sense it was so bad it ruined my entire day

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.
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Why was the farmer was given a Best Farmer award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

[The Birb King]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.
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Why was farmer was given a Best Farmer award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Dang thats rough

 

[The Birb King]

Dang thats rough

Oh and I forgot to mention that the same person that told me the google joke told me one like last week that was equally as bad.

"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?............Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!"

That literally sounds like a joke a 5 year old would say

 

[oldhenlikesdogs]

I still love 5 year old's jokes.

 

[Sally PB]

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