What is the WORST thing your dog does...

[Birdgirl]

eating my potty training daughters poop(didnt make it to the toilet in time), yuck oh gag gross!

 

[jeaucamom]

Wellll my pie bald Doxie gets horrible separation anxiety and chews toilet paper into a gabillion peices if he is left alone in the bathroom when we are gone. He can even jump on the counter to get to it. So we have to lock it in the hot water heater closet which happens to be in the bathroom so he can't get to it. Think of the worst feather pillow explosion and that is what my bathroom looks like when I get home!!

I have a Sheltie who is an obsessive barker and he makes me want to kill him.

And I have a pom who is an older rescue and after almost 2 YEARS for G-d's sake is still not potty trained no matter what I do.

I am about ready to ship them all off to freezer camp.

 

[Godsgrl]

BARKS!!! Oh my gosh, this dog and his barking. A couple of examples-my neighbor's house went up for sale, and had a "For Sale" sign in the yard. Reno had to bark at it. Then the house sold, and the new owners put up an American Flag. Reno had to bark at that too.

Then the other morning, my dh's cell phone went off. It was vibrating on the counter, then vibrated off and fell on the floor. Reno had to bark.

He has separation anxiety, so he barks if I leave him at home, in the car, in the backyard....at cars going down the highway, if people approach my car.... He barks a lot.

 

[BorderKelpie]

And I have a pom who is an older rescue and after almost 2 YEARS for G-d's sake is still not potty trained no matter what I do.
Have you tried a crate or X-pen with a large litterbox and puppy training pads? Worked for my Shih tzh.
Best wishes!

 

[Kansaseq]

My house is pier built, so is about 12-15' off of the ground. It is all open underneath, and squirrels have taken up residence in my floor. My pit bull, Mica, is driven insane when she hears them rummaging around underneath her. She has torn holes in my carpeting in 2 rooms trying to get to them. Sigh. Gotta love dogs.

 

[briana1975]

Ok. You don't have, rolls in anything that stinks to high heaven. The worst thing is he does it when I can't give him a bath right away and he has to be chained up under the tree till I can.

 

[sewchick]

Should have added EATING CHICKEN POOP to the poll. That is sooo gross and my dog does it. Then he will try to lick you and give kisses. YUKKERS.

. You know dog backward is god, my dog is the devil in a dogs suit. Gotta love him though. He can't help himself. He chews, licks, jumps, eats chicken poop, whines, digs you name it he does it.

I see farting is high on the poll. My dog used to until I changed his food. I used that diet science. Good God did he smell. It was like walking into a fart bomb. Now he does not fart. Much.

 

[michickenwrangler]

Mine doesn't do anything mentioned on the poll

She only eats chicken poop, used to dig when she was a pup, and has an uncanny ability to know EXACTLY where we will walk and lays down there and looks confused when we step on her and then holler at her.

 

[Tuffoldhen]

Never mind!

 

[flakey chick]

Fetches laundry out of the hamper. One day the cable man came to fix the cable and my sister's dog brought him a pair of black panties. How embarrassing.

My sister had been trying to train her lab to pick up her clothes and put them in the hamper for her. Her lab couldn't get the hang of fetching away from her owner and would do just the reverse.