Oh my goodness! I only have 3 toes on this foot! Where's the other toe?
Whadda mean I only have 3 toes on both feet?!
HELP! I think I'm defective!
Whadda mean chickens are SUPPOSE to have 3 toes? Not me, man!
Who told you that?!
HELP!
Wait a minute, let me count them again...
Oh, I'm so confused...
I haven't been on BYC much lately....just haven't felt like saying much. BUT....I regularly tune into this thread. All you guys really do brighten up my day. Thanks for the laughs.
Other rooster responds: What? A chicken with four legs and no feathers? Wait a second are you talking about that guy over there? He's not a chicken - he has no wings and he ignores scratch on the ground. I don't know what he is exactly, but he is no chicken.
(I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I love these rooster buddies. The doggy friends are pretty cute, too.)