What is this chicken thinking?

[scratch'n'peck]

What? Can't a rooster relax on the chaise lounge without a camera in his face?

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Hey @neophyte17 here are some of the reasons I enjoy your two rooster buddies so much. I have some of my own, too.

 

[Reurra]

Bonjour Mesdames! Soins pour une bouchée de cricket??
Hello ladies! Care for a bite of cricket?

Oh for crying out loud Frank, they arent Canadian hens!! They speak English!!

Ooh....well...I thought maybe that long distance French class would come in handy one day....

Uuugh! You and your ideas!!

Oh look! She's coming back this way!!

Frank!! You're a genius!! Quick tell me some French words!!

Oooh! tell her this!! *Hushed whispering*

Whats it mean??

Your want to meet her at the feeder.

Ooh ok....Hey there pretty lady...."Aimez-vous les gésiers frits?"
Do you enjoy deep fried gizzards?

*SLAP!!*

Oouch!! Fraaaaannnk!!! Imma gonna pluck yoooouu!!!!!

HhahahahahahaaHAHAHAHHAhahahahahaa!!!!

 

[theoldchick]

Are you thinking of sitting in OUR chair

Cabana Boy! I want an umbrella with my drink! Now!

 

[neophyte17]

Bonjour Mesdames! Soins pour une bouchée de cricket??
Hello ladies! Care for a bite of cricket?

Oh for crying out loud Frank, they arent Canadian hens!!  They speak English!!

Ooh....well...I thought maybe that long distance French class would come in handy one day....

Uuugh!  You and your ideas!!

Oh look!  She's coming back this way!!

Frank!!  You're a genius!! Quick tell me some French words!!

Oooh!  tell her this!!  *Hushed whispering*  

Whats it mean??

Your want to meet her at the feeder.

Ooh ok....Hey there pretty lady...."Aimez-vous les gésiers frits?"  
Do you enjoy deep fried gizzards?

[COLOR=FF0000]*SLAP!!*[/COLOR]

Oouch!!  Fraaaaannnk!!!  Imma gonna pluck yoooouu!!!!!

HhahahahahahaaHAHAHAHHAhahahahahaa!!!!  

Hilarious

 

[theoldchick]

Hey @neophyte17 here are some of the reasons I enjoy your two rooster buddies so much. I have some of my own, too.

We three roosters of West Michigan are
The finest three males here and afar.
Uptown and downtown we rule the roost
and can't wait to find the ladies and give them a boost!

 

[neophyte17]

Cabana Boy!  I want an umbrella with my drink!  Now!

The cabana boy said if we move to a table he would serve us quicker

 

[theoldchick]

Can you see Pigpen peeking out from under the sweatshirt?

Shhhh, I left a surprise in the sleeve.

 

[theoldchick]

The cabana boy said if we move to a table he would serve us quicker

Cabana boy! We need another chair! What kind of establishment is this?

 

[LibRat]

The cabana boy said if we move to a table he would serve us quicker

OMG that is too funny