What is this chicken thinking?

[3chickchicks]

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[gryeyes]

 
Once a week, Hubert gets his jollies by inflaming the members of BYC when he trolls threads about free ranging, coop design, and medicated vs unmedicated feed.

This is so hysterically funny my cheeks STILL hurt from grinning so hard and for so long!

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

This is so hysterically funny my cheeks STILL hurt from grinning so hard and for so long!

the feeling is mutual

 

[Nutcase]

Hen on the right is SOOOOO broody. Hen on the left is gonna lay in this nest no matter what.

Don't tell me you're gonna poop. Please don't tell me you're gonna poop.

 

[Nutcase]

What about Hubert?

Whaddya mean, roosters don't like tomatoes? Who is this Nifty-Chicken anyway?

 

[Nutcase]

I don't know what is was with this bird but she ALWAYS had a dirty face. I'd sit at night and take a warm wash cloth and gently clean her face and she'd be beautiful and the next morning, she was all pig-pen again. I finally just gave up.

Can somebody unclog my nostrils?? I can't smell the mealworms!

 

[Nutcase]

Uh, guys? You do know they're fattening you up, right?

 

[shellie2613]

I canNOT believe Marian had the NERVE to sit on my eggs!  

Marcia Marcia Marcia !

 

[appps]

Tippy toe, tippy toe. Come on girls were nearly home free. Nobody's makin chicken nuggets outa this guy and his gals.

 

[Reurra]

This is Chicken Little, filling in for Little Red Hen....She um...Is indisposed at the moment....Im here to report a two headed snake sighting!



We must be vary careful! ...*sneaks up* This is one of the heads! Shhhhhsssshhhhhh!!! Not so loud!! It might wake up and kill us all!!



Here is the other head!....We suspect it may have expired, but we are not taking any chances!....The sky could fall on us at any moment!!





Earlier today it was attached to this magic box. We have seen this odd box before...The Farmer uses it!....Currently we are forming a committee to figure out how to warn Farmer of the impending doom....*cough* I mean danger!



(three hours later) Ummm...Mr. Farmer...can you put down the weird eye thing and take a moment to discuss the barnyard safety? Its fraught with danger due to a two headed white snake coming out of your magic box....Stop flashing that thing at me!...sheesh! You try to help someone....Oh is this a better angle? How about this pose?....What did I come here for again?.....Whats that in your ears?....OMG!!! its the two headed snake!!! AAAaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHhhHHHHHhhhhh!!!



Chicken Little? Are you in there??

Yes, go away!!....I saw the two headed snake trying to eat the Farmer!! It was sucking his brain out through his ears!!!

Little,....thats his music device....Come out of that bucket and have some scratch...

No!!! Its certain death for us all!! Run!! Hide!! Save yourselves!!

*Sigh* Thats the last time we let her cover a news story....