What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Hhmmm....a new hiding place?

The dog told me to do this.

 

[Reurra]

This porridge is too hot!!

Mine is too cold!!

Someone laid an egg in mine!!

This is the last time we come to this greasy spoon!

 

[Reurra]

This tastes familiar...I cant quite put a feather on it....

 

[ShinShien]

This should get us a part in the next "It Crossed the Road" scary movie.

 

[LittleBits]

Silly humans should know better than to leave their food unattended when we're around...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sure was good!

 

[LittleBits]

Chicken 1: I wonder what it is...
Chicken 2: Me, too; doesn't look like anything I've ever seen before...
Chicken 3: Go ahead, take a peck at it and see...
Chicken 4: Well, all I know is that it came with toothpicks attached...

 

[Beekissed]

Did you hear about Gladys and Dave? And those keys? Eeh!

 

[Beekissed]

The old biddies find what is left of Dave....no keys were ever recovered from the crime scene or from Gladys. Officials are still investigating and inquiries will be made as the case builds. ~United Press

 

[Beekissed]

Hhmmm....a new hiding place?

Blaming himself for letting slip about Gladys and the resulting murder of his friend, Dave, Roy attempts suicide.

 

[Beekissed]

Tom tried to hide Dave's remains inside the day's feed ration, but the old biddies were suspicious when they found feathers in the mash. Grief counselors will be on hand for the flock this week as the birds try to deal with this horrible tragedy. ~United Press