What is this chicken thinking?

[fishnet1971]

Revenge will be mine for the death of my cousin one day. I took his keys by the way. It was only a joke! One that you took TOOO far this time!!!!!

 

[theoldchick]

Ain't no bugs in these pants!

 

[theoldchick]

Brrrrrrr! The weather is turning cold. Anybody see my leg warmers?

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Revenge will be mine for the death of my cousin one day. I took his keys by the way. It was only a joke! One that you took TOOO far this time!!!!!

LOL It sounds like the makings of a feud that will last generations. You will need to catch up on the ongoing saga at the spin off thread: https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/...-epically-punny-proportions/240#post_12230915
Warning: the convoluted plot and the laughs may increase one's risk of aneurysm.

 

[FawniesFleet]

..........?

 

[Suzie]

..........?
Do our bums look big in this ????

 

[ShinShien]

..........?

A watched rump never lays.

 

[veramoomoo]

that's funny

 

[theoldchick]

..........?

We got bootie. We got bootie!

 

[LibRat]

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I like fluffy butts and I cannot lie
You other roosters can't deny
When a hen walks in
With a fluffy butt
And tail feathers in your face
Well... you know the rest