What is this chicken thinking?

[ChickensAreSweet]

Sonny, I was digging for worms before you were knee high to a grasshopper. There just aren't any worms in that spot. Move on.

 

[narwhal master]

Quote:

 

[The4Chickeneers]

MNUM, MNUMNUMNUM!! no, I'm not being a pig

 

[The4Chickeneers]

Brutus and Coral, (and most of Dutch)

rooster in front: what r u looking at?
Hen on rightin a possessed way) FOOD! ON BEAK!
rooster in front: stop pecking at my beak, wait, just itch right there, ah. ok, now. stop pecking my beak.
hen on right pauses and looks at rooster in back: hey, what're YOU doing pecking my butt?!?!
rooster in front: *sigh*

 

[appps]

"see what you've done Martha. I told you if you spoilt him he would never leave home. So much for being Empty Nesters grumble grumble grumble"

 

[Reurra]

Tapioca is sooo good for the complexion! And makes your wattles look young again!.....what?.....its glue?.....*cough*....a little help here?

 

[fishnet1971]

"yea, that's right, take it alllllll in, I AM the STUDMUFFIN of this farm, and DONT you forget it baby....."

 

[3chickchicks]

Change of flavor:

"Why must you repeat everything I say!"
---"Why must you repeat everything I say?"
"Gah! Bill, I hate your face."
---"Gah! Bill, I hate...wait, whu?"

 

[MsChickenMomma]

 

[miquwid]

I said winter skyblue not sunset blue, take it back.