What is this chicken thinking?

[Allysha1990]

I am going to peck you so hard as soon as you take this off me!

 

[theoldchick]

Somebody save me from this hideous Christmas cougar outfit!

 

[One Chick Two]

Quote: Santa Claws

 

[keepmumsane]

O mi goodness ... what have you been eating! Gas mask please

 

[keepmumsane]

Eeeeeeee macarena!

 

[keepmumsane]

For gooness sake Roy, contact lens Again?!

 

[One Chick Two]

What are Sir Banty and the Tiny triplets thinking?



"You jump in first..."
"No, you...Looks cold."
"No, you..."
Sir Banty (patiently): "You three jump in and I'll give you each a nickel."
Splash.
Sir Banty: "Would you fly off a bridge if I told you to? Chickens don't have pockets."

 

[theoldchick]

What are Sir Banty and the Tiny triplets thinking?

Sir Banty: Ladies this is my private drinking hole. No swimming and no defecating.

 

[Suzie]

Noela tried her very best to look attractive for the forthcoming festive party.... unfortunately after her third beer she was looking the worse for wear.... her legs would not support her... neither would her friends.....sadly

p.s. Is your Avatar a capon ( cape on )

 

[TwoCrows]

Henrietta realized that the only way she was going to get any "Christmas popcorn" was to allow her momma to dress her up in this Christmas Elf costume. HOWEVER, she mumbles to herself, "At least my momma had the decency to make it match my gorgeous feathers!! Bah Humbug"!!!