What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

ITS TIME FOR NANCY'S CLOSE UP

Give me a sec, I'll pop off the lens cover for you. Where's a thumb when you need one?

 

[neophyte17]

Should I dirty these fresh clean doggy blankets

 

[theoldchick]

Should I dirty these fresh clean doggy blankets

Look at that. My cabana boy fell asleep. He's not getting a tip.

 

[neophyte17]

I think he drank the drinks with the little umbrellas. Time to look for another resort to stay at

 

[theoldchick]

I think he drank the drinks with the little umbrellas. Time to look for another resort to stay at

So that's where eggs come from!

 

[TwoCrows]

I think he drank the drinks with the little umbrellas. Time to look for another resort to stay at

Ok....*flip a page*...*flip a page*....I need this new feeder for my girls, and *flip a page*...Oh and 1 ton of meal worms for the chicks, *flip a page*....Ok. THERE it is. A full length mirror for me to groom myself in! I am just so handsome!!

 

[Reurra]

Well, its all here in black and white. The whole "chicken that crossed the road" fiasco.

"The National Poultry Association has awarded Timmy the Roo two dozen hens and five nest boxes in settlement for the ongoing public harassment, questioning motives on his sojourn across Mainstreet. Although Timmy the Roo has yet to answer inquiries as to his road roaming behavior, the National Poultry Association felt it was in Mr. Roo's best interest to receive his settlement in a quick and timely manner before he started crowing about on public television."

 

[Chickens R Us]

What are these babies thinking ?

Food? Did someone say Food?

 

[Fluffers]

 

[Chickens R Us]