What is this chicken thinking?

[RaintheRooster]

Always sit on the smallest place possible. The cat will never find me. Logic.

 

[Reurra]

I knitted this lovely chair with my blue down feathers, from y butt. It took six years of painful plucking, but I finally finished it! Now the Farmer has a nice soft place to lay his own eggs!

 

[TwoCrows]

(chicken) Why is the grass ALWAYS greener on your side of the fence horse?!
(horse) Because we do more "do do" than you do. Do. Do. Hehehehe.....

 

[TwoCrows]

Oh GREAT! Here I am looking disheveled, awkward, and featherless and here comes that dang camera again!

 

[TwoCrows]

Uh-oh....I think this chair is tipping over....Hurry! Someone, Anyone! Sit on the other side of this chair!!!!! AHHHHH.......!

 

[TwoCrows]

I am waiting for someone to sit in this chair so I can bother them for treats! Hehehehe.....

 

[TwoCrows]

Listen up all you hens, I scratched up all this hay into a pile for you. I worked hard all night long and I expect you girls to use for nesting, hunting for bugs and what ever else you do with it! Is anyone LISTENING????!!

 

[miquwid]

"Eat faster she is standing right behind us."

OMG I was like naughty girls stay out the flowers. Lol

 

[theoldchick]

I saw her digging in here. I know I did. Something good has to be in there.

 

[theoldchick]

The new nail technician is now open for business.