What is this chicken thinking?

[One Chick Two]

Quote: Peek-a-boo...Eye see you!

 

[fishnet1971]

After recent recessionary cutbacks to Santa's Tiny Flying Reindeer Sleigh Team, a few temporarily holiday replacements, Roodolph and Nipper, were secretly brought in to replace Rudolph and Blitzen while the Union hammered out their demands for sweet treat allotments during the holidays. Santa hoped no one would notice how short the new guys were.


What are Roodolph and Nipper thinking?

Hey Roo, did you check out the new chick Izzy above us? she's one hot chicky there all dolled up in her red and green

 

[theoldchick]

After recent recessionary cutbacks to Santa's Tiny Flying Reindeer Sleigh Team, a few temporarily holiday replacements, Roodolph and Nipper, were secretly brought in to replace Rudolph and Blitzen while the Union hammered out their demands for sweet treat allotments during the holidays. Santa hoped no one would notice how short the new guys were.



What are Roodolph and Nipper thinking?

Roo: Alright, get the sleigh ready, Santa. Time to get this job done.

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen on top) Excuse me bird...but I was just checking to see if we have a chimney for Santa to come down.


Hmmm.....none here either. HOW are we supposed to get our presents????

 

[TwoCrows]

After recent recessionary cutbacks to Santa's Tiny Flying Reindeer Sleigh Team, a few temporarily holiday replacements, Roodolph and Nipper, were secretly brought in to replace Rudolph and Blitzen while the Union hammered out their demands for sweet treat allotments during the holidays. Santa hoped no one would notice how short the new guys were.



What are Roodolph and Nipper thinking?

(rooster on left talking to the one on right)
Sleigh?
Check.
Roosters for pulling the sleigh?
Check.
Mealworms and Scratch?
Check.
All the presents wrapped and tied to the sleigh?
Check.
Clown Shoes for all the good little chickies?
Uh-oh....I forgot the Clown Shoes......They will all be SO disappointed.
*sigh* Another shoeless Christmas......

 

[chicken farmer]

What is the chick in one of my hatching eggs thinking?

 

[chicken farmer]

What are my 2 broody silkie hens on the same nest thinking?

 

[TwoCrows]

What is the chick in one of my hatching eggs thinking?

Put me back in!!!! Hurry....It is freezing out here!!!

 

[theoldchick]

What are my 2 broody silkie hens on the same nest thinking?

These eggs will hatch twice a fast with both of us brooding at the same time.

 

[theoldchick]

What is the chick in one of my hatching eggs thinking?

Knock? Knock?
Who's there?
UuuBee.
UuuBee who?
Uuubee sorry if you don't put me back.