What is this chicken thinking?

[Suzie]

What's Banjo thinking?

This must be one huge egg I am trying to lay....making my eyes bulge with the effort....

 

[Suzie]

Mary Ann {the white leghorn} gets her own hen saddle, Zorro and Laverne were quick to check it out

Laverne:.. Mary Ann thinks she is Madonna..just 'cause she has pointed bra parts....

Zorro:.... Well if you have got it...flaunt it...!

 

[Hengri-La]

Oh myyyyy! What a handsome rooster I do see!

 

[Hengri-La]

 

[ChicknsRock]

Barred rock: Hey, you need to floss!
Orpington?: So do you!

 

[TwoCrows]

(Barred) My beak is bigger than yours is.
(Buff) No it isn't!
(Barred) I am taller than you.
(Buff) No you aren't!
(Barred) My beak is CLEANER than yours is.
(Buff) IS NOT...IS NOT MOM...Pearl is picking on me again!
(Buff in the background) Will you two cut it out already!!

 

[theoldchick]

My dear, that is my worm in your beak.

 

[Suzie]

Barred Rock.... hey Miss paleface.....look into my eyes, my eyes..not around the face...my eyes..my eyes...you are now under my hypnotic spell...all treats..mealworms, cheerios... in fact ANY treats whatsoever are to be brought to me for my sole consumption, now go about your business and bring me all treats....pronto!

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

Um, you've got a little something something on your beak. YOU have a little something something on your beak. Hmmm, you help me w/ mine and I'll help you w/ yours.

 

[ShinShien]

What're they thinking?