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The Chicken Investigation Unit was called on the scene after a report was made by "Hilda" the hen. She was quoted saying..."I just don't know how it happened! I took my afternoon nappie on the roost bar, and when I awoke, this post had just grown RIGHT out of the ground! " The investigation will continue until answers can be revealed.
How dare you approach me without a sacrificial offering!
Bow down before me you scurvy pullet!
This is a members only dust box. If you insist on staying, Peaches will escort you off the premises.