What is this chicken thinking?

[Half-Pint]

It was a very blustery day, what is Hephaestus thinking?

"Wow, this thing on top of my head is a great sunshade!"

 

[cheeka]

wait. this isn't my snack??? then why is it touching me???

It was a very blustery day, what is Hephaestus thinking?

I'm all that, yes I am... Even the wind makes me look good.

 

[theoldchick]

Sweetpea (chicken): "Stay here while I go check the litter box."

 

[theoldchick]

It was a very blustery day, what is Hephaestus thinking?

Thank goodness I use Dapper Dan Tail Cream! Keeps those tail feathers slick and shiny in the windiest weather!

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[daniellecm]

 

[daniellecm]

 

[bluebirdnanny]

"Yes I am a swinger! I'll get as many girls as I can!"

Uh we better get to work eating this grass. They are threatening the BBQ... see our replacement in the background? Come on, START CHOMPING SISTA!!!

WHAT?!! MY PURPOSE IN LIVING IS WHAT?????? Where are you mom... what pray tell is BBQ destiny?

 

[bluebirdnanny]

Not what I meant when I said I wanted to live the life of a Super Swinger!

 

[theoldchick]

Look! The lawn mower is so slow even we can out walk it!