What is this chicken thinking?

[cheeka]

buff: rock paper scissors?
barred: keep away?
slw: fuhgetabou'it! it's MINE!

W4W, your birds are so so so pretty!

Three girls hanging out in the "cool box" I built for them this past summer.

What might they be thinking?

these blocks make great beak sharpeners... just wait til she's got her flip flops on again!

OK, what is this duck thinking?

a duck walks into a bar... no... the punchline is not "put it on my bill"!
it's "got any grapes??" and now you've made me go and blow a good joke!

 

[fishnet1971]

They picked a GREAT TIME to refinish the floor. How the heck are we going to get outta here with a wet floor?

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[Marty1876]

How to Peck a Human Head tutorial.....
1. Select a convenient human
2. Take good measured aim, while clencing up for a good backup punch
3. Force down sharply, WHACK! to the head!

(See also our Toe Attack Tutorial)

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Three girls hanging out in the "cool box" I built for them this past summer.

What might they be thinking?

Sgt. Beaks reporting Colonel. The barricades are complete. No sign of the enemy yet.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

OK, what is this duck thinking?

Roxane, are you in there? It's me, Cyrano!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Hmmm.... those orange round things have yummy seeds inside. Wonder what's in these round things....

 

[theoldchick]

OK, what is this duck thinking?

My beak can take on your camera any day.

 

[theoldchick]

I found the gold!

 

[theoldchick]

Three girls hanging out in the "cool box" I built for them this past summer.

What might they be thinking?

We be the baddest hens in Alcatraz.