What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

LOL! Good one!

What is this chicken thinking?

Chicken in front: "What are you doing? I am the star of the yard! I am the one you are supposed to be photographing!"

Chicks in the back: "She's such a diva." "You mean she's a camera ham!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

"I am relaxed. Now sing!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What's going on here?

"No, I don't need glasses! I can see just fine!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What are they thinking?

"Will you hurry up? Being look out is no fun when I gotta go too!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

I hope no one minds me adding my picture. What are these chickens thinking?

"Stay close to me and pick your feet up high. No one will notice you are blind."

 

[Sylviaanne]

She looks like a Columbian in the pic above, but if you saw her feathered feet you would see she was a Brahma. What was she thinking when I made her show off her little feathered feet as a chick?

"You know, you aren't fooling me. I know I'm not flying!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

"Oh, pardon me! I thought that dark hole had treats in it."

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken saying?
Personally I think he's saying "Stan, eat your heart out", but I want to hear your interpretation.

"I guess, I'll mosey over and see what kind of set up Stan has - after my foot wakes up."

 

[Sylviaanne]

New pic!
What is this chicken thinking?

"What do you mean I'm not old enough to go out of the yard?"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is, Blind baby Hope thinking?

Shaky, trembling voice: "I don't like the doctor's office."