What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Well, at least he doesn't lumbar like an elephant!

 

[Sylviaanne]

One potato, two potato, three potato, four
Five potato, six potato, seven potato more!
Umm, I just love potato vines!

 

[Sylviaanne]

I'm sleeping.
I'm sleeping.
I'm sleeping.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yellow chick: warbling
Buff chick: She thinks she can sing. I wish I had hands to cover my ears!

 

[Sylviaanne]

I never would have put my beak in that electric socket if they had posted a warning!

 

[Sylviaanne]

No, it's not a yellow brick road but then I'm not Dorothy either!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Well, I'm waiting for my human to come walking by and then, I'ma gonna push this bucket of poo over on him.

 

[Sylviaanne]

I am so tired of being handled and flashy things going off in my face that the next finger I see I'm going to bite it off!
Don't mind him. He really loves being the center of attention. He's a little crabby because he missed his nap.

 

[Sylviaanne]

I don't know why they thought this would cheer me up!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is my chicken thinking?

Ummmmm, warm human hands.