What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

It's just a sunny spot. No need to be afraid.

 

[chickenlover432]

Hey you get back under me now!! What are you doing out?? You naughty chick!!

 

[3chickchicks]

[jersey accents] "Hey! I'm walkin' here!" "Den get outta da way an walk!"

 

[3chickchicks]

Oh no... I must not waste anymore time watching chicken videos on youtube. So to keep me from clicking on the next video in line, I posted the funniest one here. So what is this roo thinking?

Why you calling me "black" that way? [starts flapping] Black is beautiful too! Black is beautiful too! Say it or I'll snatch you bald headed! [on the floor] Bob! Come and collect me! [Bob picks him up] My performance starts in 30 minutes and just look at me. I'm a mess! I can't take it! Say something inspiring, Bob. Say something so that I can go out and perform to my usual caliber. And for God's sake , Bob, keep that mongrel away from me! Nobody told me show business is this hard. [sobs]

 

[theoldchick]

Hey! Weren't you an egg last week?

 

[sewchick]

"song" I dream of Jennie with the light brown feathers....

 

[sewchick]

For heaven sake Gert couldn't you have waited another few steps before you did that. PEEEEEYOOOOO

 

[Henrietta2]

My GLW as a chick…obviously after dinner.

 

[Henrietta2]

"Hey, you can't use your wings unless you're the goalie!"

 

[Henrietta2]

reminds me of my boy Boaz and the ball of yarn...

"Wow! Which hen laid THAT?!"