What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

I know tilli isn't a chicken but can she please still be captioned?

I gotta hair in my milk!

 

[theoldchick]

Please don't squeeze the rooster! He's not asleep. He plotting on where to apply his poop!

 

[theoldchick]

I don't want to get my clown shoes dirty!

 

[Malibu99]

 

[Sylviaanne]

I know tilli isn't a chicken but can she please still be captioned?

Ah, AH, aaaahhhchoooo! Who put the pepper in my milk?!!

 

[theoldchick]

I'm in a bad mood and there ain't nothing you can say to make me happy.

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[TwoCrows]

Look deeply into the comb....it is making you VERY sleepy....you are suddenly compelled to order me a truck load of corn....you feel the need to bring me more hens....you are going to leave the back door open tonight so we can have an all night hen party.....