What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

I don't care if my eyes were closed! This is the last picture today!

Enough! I'm outta here!

 

[Sylviaanne]

BAWWWK WHAT AM I THINKING, CAPTIONS PLEASE.
I never should have tried this! If that cat follows me up here we will both fall into the pool!
Dog pile? No! This is how chickens do a Chicken Pile!

 

[Sylviaanne]

You guys made great captions so I have a few more pics!
Hey! HEY! I'm down here!
Must...re.mem.ber...not...to...have...my...hair...done...be.fore...a...mar.a.thon!

 

[XxMingirlxX]

Hahahhah brilliant!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Caption please!

If I had known how heavy this comb and wattles would be, I wouldn't have wanted to be a rooster for Halloween!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Another caption!!
I need glasses!
She's right, she does need glasses.

 

[Sylviaanne]

(what is this chick? He/she looks like my mystery chick What am I from the back)

(What am I pictured below)

I think it's definitely a mix. Tails too long to be part Cochin, feathers aren't furry enough to be Silkie. Maybe it's part Salmon Favorolle? Looks like it might have a small crest, could be part Crested Polish.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Always! Always! Someone always stops by when I am having a bath!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What? Where did everyone go? Why did they put me up here and leave me? HELP!!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

But...how do you hold your balance?