What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

I spent three days getting myself out of that egg and all I get is a flower on my head.

 

[Mountain Peeps]

I hate mondays!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Did it snow? I can't bear to look!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

(Hen on left says to middle hen) How's the egg coming?
(Hen on right says at the same time to middle hen) So Jake the brahma was like "so you wanna go get mealworms with me? I was like speechless!
(Hen on left says) Mine seems to be stuck....
(Hen on right) Has he ever talked or tibitted to you? I really think he likes me!
(Hen on left) Yup, it's stuck!
(Hen on right) I'm serious, I really like think he likes me!

*Later*
(Middle hen leaves. The other two just watch.....)

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Hush little baby don't think that, mama really isn't a pussy cat

 

[theoldchick]

Soft Kitty Pet Sitting Service-pets pampered while you are away.

 

[theoldchick]

If that rooster crows one more time.......

 

[Kelsie2290]

Test run of a new subliminal advertising message: A sports car is a good way to pick up chicks. There was some confusion at the adverting agency apparently.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I ask for a comb extension, and this is what you get me?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Boy these indoor roosting poles are a lot fancier than the ones we have in the coop.