What is this chicken thinking?

[chicksurreal]

Shanti is waiting, not so patiently for these girls and their friends to grow up so he can be their protector. What's he thinking?

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Proven! Chickens can fly!

 

[TwoCrows]

I am Karate Chicken!! Now it is time for ME to do some head chopping!!

 

[TwoCrows]

Shanti is waiting, not so patiently for these girls and their friends to grow up so he can be their protector. What's he thinking?

(rooster) Hmmm...I had better not look at or talk to these pullets in fear my honey Henrietta will get jealous...keep walking!!

 

[theoldchick]

Trying to cut costs, Amazon is now using chickens to make deliveries.

 

[theoldchick]

Oh no! Somebody moved my skateboard!

 

[theoldchick]

Shanti is waiting, not so patiently for these girls and their friends to grow up so he can be their protector. What's he thinking?

Any of you ladies over 18 yet?

 

[threescompany]

Shanti is waiting, not so patiently for these girls and their friends to grow up so he can be their protector. What's he thinking?

Hey----you chicks come here often??

 

[threescompany]

Girls, I say we just give up, we've been preening and primping all day and that rooster hasn't paid a bit of attention to any of us.

 

[Suzie]

What makes Silkie's bounce with health....? .Rubber boots and trampolines....