What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking? She must be new in town, hope she likes tall, dark, and handsome!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking? Darn it, and I just had my toenails painted.

 

[sunflour]

Just a little more mashing and the secret ingredient and VOILA! Perfect every time.

 

[sunflour]

What is this chicken thinking?

I don't get it…I can chew this bubble gum, but when I try to blow a bubble, it goes backwards….Other chicken says " yes, me too".

 

[sunflour]

What is this chicken thinking?

Two white chickens were walking in the yard when one of them looks down and sees a chicken in the creek . She looks at it and says "WOW! I know this hen, I've seen this hen before." She steps away and the other chicken walks up to the creek and takes a look at it and says "Boy are you a dumb blonde, that's me!"

 

[sunflour]

What is this chicken thinking?

Ring around the rosy

A pocketful of posies

 

[sunflour]

What is this chicken thinking?

BO says " walk this way"
Roo says " yes dear"

 

[sunflour]

How embarrassing. OK, I will wear this silly collar and , uh, bells…but I am not gonna put on a diaper or use the kitty box.

 

[sunflour]

Thanks, after I lay this egg, I'll fan for you….boy it has been hot in here today.

 

[sunflour]

Come on brother, just a little more chipping and now push!