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Introducing the "Handy Hen" pocket warmer...these bantams generate heat so cold hands are a thing of the past....

Instructions:

Insert your Handy Hen(s) into your pocket(s)...

Wait a few moments....when the pocket(s) are warm...the Handy Hen will peek out of the pocket(s)...

Insert cold hands into the pockets...Hey Presto....warm hands and a Handy Hen to cuddle too...

Warning: It is advisable to use a chicken diaper on your Handy Hen....

Available NOW at all good stores!
 
Introducing the "Handy Hen" pocket warmer...these bantams generate heat so cold hands are a thing of the past....

Instructions:

Insert your Handy Hen(s) into your pocket(s)...

Wait a few moments....when the pocket(s) are warm...the Handy Hen will peek out of the pocket(s)...

Insert cold hands into the pockets...Hey Presto....warm hands and a Handy Hen to cuddle too...

Warning: It is advisable to use a chicken diaper on your Handy Hen....

Available NOW at all good stores!
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Due to popular demand of the "Handy Hen" pocket warmer ....

We now have expanded our product line to include.....

The " Pocket Rocket".....

This new innovation will protect your valuables....just put your purse, jewellery and any other valuables in your pocket ( after inserting your "Bantam Pocket Rocket )....instant protection from any pick pockets ! The screams from any offending pick pockets will be heard as they are attacked by your Pocket Rocket....

The law enforcement agencies are praising this product...the evidence will be apparent due to the offender having injuries to their hands....

Buy one now....demand is high...price is cheep...cheep...bwaaaakkkk!
 

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