big hen
h my back feels so stiff and heavy.im gunna make an appointment with the chiropractor chick

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you guys are SO good! i love reading what you come up with! So here are some more - since i don't come up with much in the titles...:/
Hurry up, can't you see there's a line here for the best nest box?
White Hen: "That new hen is hogging the best nest box"
Red Hen: "Yes, you must do something about her she is causing a back up in production. Who does she think she is?"
Rooster: "Ladies, ladies, I'll see what I can do." (Hens, you can't live with them, you can't live without them.)
[btw, love this photo.]
you guys are SO good! i love reading what you come up with! So here are some more - since i don't come up with much in the titles...:/
Black hen, red hen: "C'mon, Buffy! Hurry it up!"
Buffy: "When will you learn that laying the perfect egg takes time and patience. Silly girls.![]()
Red hen: "I'm sick and tired of that rude dog trying to chase me! Can't you do something?! Why do you have those spurs if you're never gonna use them?!"
White hen: "That rooster wanna-be will not stop making that awful sound that he calls a crow! Make him stop!"
Rooster: "Ladies, you have already told me of these problems not 5 minutes ago. I assure you, they will be fixed."
you guys are SO good! i love reading what you come up with! So here are some more - since i don't come up with much in the titles...:/
Black hen says, "All right ladies, listen up. I told the food lady off this morning. She didn't come out with the expected treats, just a bunch of bread. I let her know that we expected Christmas dinner left overs this morning. I think we should boycott egg production until she complies with our demands. These nest boxes are official out of service!"
Roo: "GIRLS! PLEASE! One at a time!"
White: "I was here first!"
Brown: "But I am better looking!"
Everyone! Run away! Something just popped out of my egg! It's scary, fluffy, and white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can stand there just DON'T poop on me! (They are so pooping on me..... Well..... A girl can dream.....)
Quote: AFTERWARDS....... no he was mad DURING!
Haha! Ya!AFTERWARDS....... no he was mad DURING!