What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

...and this is my imitation of a Spiny Fish....

 

[TwoCrows]

Stop looking at me that way....my tail would NOT make a good hand fan!

 

[TwoCrows]

Attention all Poultry! Now you too can look just like me! Just stop by Wigs Wigs Wigs and let us fit YOU with the right style! Hurry while supplies last!

 

[TwoCrows]

(the little hen watching is the roos mother)

(Little hen) Son! Son!! What happened to you?
(Roo) Ah Mom...I am ok....I slipped on a banana peel and fell into this hole...

 

[daisykristy]

"Bob endured his 'walk of shame' after passing out at a frat party, learning that colored markers and alcohol don't mix"

 

[TwoCrows]

Ok lady. Drop the goods or we attack!

 

[jessbe]

Where is the head LOL

 

[Suzie]

What are they thinking?

OK Mom...we are ready now for our clean butt inspection...

 

[TwoCrows]

(the little hen watching is the roos mother)

....and make sure to get that dirt behind your ears!!!

 

[Legacy Stables]

Girl: You are obsessed with thick women Boy: I AGREE ( looking up and down)