What is this chicken thinking?

[threescompany]

Bad boy Hephaestus got into a fight and needed some TLC on his eye. What's he thinking?

Them young ones pack a powerful punch---gotta watch that right hook!

 

[threescompany]

Didn't your mother tell you it is impolite to stare?? We're trying to eat here!!

 

[catlippincott]

"What do you mean I have chicken legs?!"

 

[theoldchick]

Rooster on left: Dude, nice hen.
Rooster on Right: You best keep right on walking.

 

[theoldchick]

Bad boy Hephaestus got into a fight and needed some TLC on his eye. What's he thinking?

Reckon I'll get a sexy eye patch? I heard chicks dig eye patches.

 

[Chicken Girl1]

 

[Chicken Girl1]

 

[Chicken Girl1]

 

[SesameChicken10]

Look Ma! I won first place in the mealworm eating contest.

When Penny decided to trade in her nest box for the open road, she didn't realize what image she would brand herself with...
"The One Percenters"

The outlaw bikers (those who seek that designation) have their own unique subculture. They often call themselves the "One Percenters." That designation comes from a riot that happened during a motorcycle rally in California in 1947. The riots, which may have been exaggerated in the media, so captured national attention that Life magazine did a story on them.
The picture they used, of a very fierce-looking biker surrounded by beer bottles, caused the American Motercycle Association (AMA) to respond. They swore that 99 percent of all bikers were upright citizens and that it was the other one percent, or the "One Percenters," who caused all the trouble.
To this day, the name has stuck.

 

[N2nicole]

What's puddles thinking?