What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

Darn it! Looks like Clarice was here first and ate all the seeds again!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Whats this rooster thinking?

Why yes, a bird in the hand IS worth two in the bush.

 

[Julie Birb]

Whats this rooster thinking?

Yup. I am tiny, plump, round, cute, gorgeous and you are putty in my midst.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

what is Derpy thinking?

Welcome, friends and fiends! Tonight, at our sixth weekly gathering, we shall discuss news of import! Mainly, how to dispose of- well, I'm getting ahead of myself. Please raise your left wing and recite our oath with me:

We are cute,
We are sweet,
And we are mute,
To the humans in the day.

But in the night, if they can't see,
Our gears and whatamahooties start to turn!
Fish out the calculus,
Ponder the Aristotle,
Our cognitive abilities return.

Plan and scheme,
Sew up the seams,
Wait for the right moment,
And when nothing can go wrong?
EXECUTE!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HEH HA HA!

 

[theoldchick]

Little Dandy Hand Warmer. The cutiest hand warmer on the market. Also doubles as an alarm clock.

 

[theoldchick]

what is Derpy thinking?

So many feathers. So little time.

 

[theoldchick]

Crazy-Eight Chick Hatching Service. We record everything!

 

[theoldchick]

Fluffy's Lawn Fanning Service. Keep your lawn cool and happy.

 

[theoldchick]

Bucket List? What bucket list? We just want to keep away from KFC's bucket list.

 

[theoldchick]

What are you? A human drone?