What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Go to the tanning booth, she said.
You'll love your new look, she said.
Do I look like I love my new look? Do I?
Nope. I have a headache and now am going to bed.

 

[theoldchick]

I found broccoli in the food! The farmer snuck broccoli in the food! AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[theoldchick]

What? This came from a GMO egg. She's mine and you can't have her.

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

I heard some one say duck for dinner soooo im making a escape route is this the way to the highway???

 

[pattyhen]

 

[threescompany]

(in a whisper) They will never find me here!

 

[threescompany]

Are YOU looking at ME?

 

[nugget3215]

This is Florence the grape loving chicken...... bit obvious on this one........more grapes please!

 

[threescompany]

Mommie---I want my mommie.....

 

[Gargoyle]

This is Florence the grape loving chicken...... bit obvious on this one........more grapes please!

They may call me Florence, but I'm really Bacchus in disguise.