What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

I can hear the ocean!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Good job Henrietta! All we need yet is some string and we can play telephone!

 

[Kelsie2290]

For heavens sake Georgiana, it's a heat lamp, not a Tanning Bed!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Whats this lot thinking?

OK flock, we have finalized our plans for the great coop excape, everyone knows their job, by this time tomorrow, we will truly know if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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What are these girls thinking? Shhh Gloria, if we play our cards right we'll get the rest of the bowl too! Mom, don't bother putting on your glasses, you're absolutely right, you did find a bug in your oatmeal! Looks like you'll have to feed it all to us! We're happy to clean it all up for you!

 

[Kelsie2290]

You seriously did not just make a joke about shooting chickens in a barrel did you?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Nobody calls me a Speed Bump more than once!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Tuscan Chicken Pizza made with only the freshest ingredients! ... OK, maybe the freshness bit is taken a step too far ...

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Man, this getting up at four every morning to crow really tires you out, gotta get my rest in during the day!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Yes, Henrietta, you're right, it is wall paper paste, they have definitively proven you will actually eat anything!