What is this chicken thinking?

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Originally Posted by chicken farmer



How dare you sir! I am so indignant! I take umbrage to that statement! I do NOT look like a Muppet!

 

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Originally Posted by theoldchick


When Hens Hypnotize Each other:

You are feeling very sleeeeeppyy! Cloooose your eyes.....Yesss...you will obey every word I say.....You willl....zzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz....*snerk*...zzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz....

 

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Originally Posted by cheeka

(trickle watering and providing a bit of shade for a random BOSS bloom that has all day sun)


Nermal occasionally has flashbacks of frat parties from his college days...

 

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Originally Posted by MsChickenMomma



Those arent raisins, who would put raisins in a water dish?...thems flies!

Oh goody! I hate raisins!

 

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Originally Posted by MsChickenMomma





Its Bikini Season! Do these spots make me look fat? All that dieting really helped my figure, dont you think?

 

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Originally Posted by theoldchick


Turtles have multitudes of patience when playing twenty questions:

No...I dont have feathers....yes I have a beak...yes I can give a good stink eye.....yes I lay eggs....No Im not a bald chicken.

 

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Originally Posted by LibRat



Phweeeeh! Thats a sour grape! If I had lips, Id be puckering!

 

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Why are we doing this? Oh, it must be a spa treatment...Whats that? A carrot? Is that to improve my skin? So the noodles must be some sort of exfoliant? Hehehe, that celery is tickling my toes, kindly tuck it behind the potatoes....ahhhh this is nice!

 

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Gilda's Henoflage helps her escape the kids for a few moments peace.

MA!! Ma! I cant see you Ma!! Where are you?! You were right here!!....Dang all these spots!

 

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Originally Posted by ColorParakeet



Ermitrude: Boris, do you have to fart with me standing behind you?

Boris: *hurhurhurhur*