What is this chicken thinking?

[SesameChicken10]

We call this "The Road Kill Pose" that probably instinctually tells them it will fool a picky predator.

 

[SesameChicken10]

Actually, when I go to the spray-tanning booth, THIS is one of the poses to get an even coat of skin toner! I have had it demonstrated for me by many Tan Republic employees

 

[Chicken Girl1]

This is what I think when I look at this photo..

*chick laying on it's face* I knew I shouldn't of eaten one of those things!
Are we supposed to eat those?!?

 

[Akrnaf2]

This is what I think when I look at this photo.. *chick laying on it's face* I knew I shouldn't of eaten one of those things! Are we supposed to eat those?!?

Mmm yummy! Giant caviar!

 

[BantamFan4Life]

This is how a chicken plays dead.

 

[theoldchick]

The new cockerel of the Red Wattle Gang has been introduced to the girls. Dapper Dan did not receive a warm welcome. What is he thinking?

 

[theoldchick]

He's spending time hiding behind me.

 

[theoldchick]

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[BantamFan4Life]

The new cockerel of the Red Wattle Gang has been introduced to the girls. Dapper Dan did not receive a warm welcome. What is he thinking?

"I just finished studying the 50 ways to get out of the coop. Trying #1"

 

[Ballerina Bird]

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Rejected by the girls! Nothing left to do but eat my feelings.