What is this chicken thinking?

[puffin13]

...

Chicken: You are really beautiful. You should be on network TV. Maybe NBC.

 

[threescompany]

OMG! They mixed corn and grapes together! It's our lucky day!!

 

[copper2]

...

I command, GO! Command I say, gooooo!

 

[copper2]

Caption?

I'm not molting yet am I?

 

[SesameChicken10]

Sniiiif! "What is THAT smell?! I know I know what that is. I can't think of it." SNNIIIFF!! "Whew! It smells bad! Where do I know that from?" SNNIIIIFFFF!!!

 

[SesameChicken10]

"Hey kitty? Are you done with that box in there? We'd appreciate it if you DID NOT do your business in that special blue and grey dirt. We can see the attraction for you but refrain since we out number you and need to dust ourselves. Thank you!"

 

[SesameChicken10]

"I know you want to practice, but we don't have any apples. How am I supposed to compete anyway when I will have the bottom half of the horse costume on and your rump in my face? We need to rethink our plan for the Halloween party."

 

[SesameChicken10]

Let me go!!! Help nails!

"This isn't fair!!! Why am I in trouble? I can prove that I didn't track it all over. Look at my feet! Look at Benji's feet! See it was him!"

 

[SesameChicken10]

"Look! That chick needs help getting out of her egg!"
"Wait! Who laid that? Maybe we should ask around first because she doesn't look like our Roo or us."
"You go ask. I'm gonna name her Shelly and see if she will let me sit on her."

 

[BantamFan4Life]

GIVE ME THE PRECIOUS!!