What is this chicken thinking?

[little farmer]

What's pickles thinking?

Too crowded!!! I need my personal space bubble!!!1

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

Here. I got some more..

 

[NovaAman]

What do you suppose Biddy-bird (the speckled hen) and Frou-frou (the blue splash hen) are thinking?

Frou-frou: I warned you...
Biddy: I know...
Frou-frou: Then why did you do it?
Biddy: Because the treat lady stole my egg, so I had to poop on her chair.
Frou-frou: Well now we are all banned from the chairs.
Biddy: Well, she shouldn't keep taking my eggs. I want babies.
Frou-frou: HELLO! You're supposed to sit on them if you want to keep them. Peck the crap out of her hand and growl. She'll get the picture.
Biddy: Well, no one told me that!

What's Mossy thinking?

I'm so pretty, oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and bitty and light!

Are they having some kind of meeting?

What's pickles thinking?

Great... now I am stuck in here with these fools...

 

[ChickenPeep]

"Now entering bread loaf form."

 

[TurtlePowerTrav]

Here. I got some more..

Why can't we be vampires like the ones in Twilight and get all "Sparkly" in the sun? I hate being a regular old fashioned vampire that falls over dead in the sun.

 

[theoldchick]

what is wellie thinking

So what if I have a black tail? You got a problem with that? Come over hear and I'll give you a black eye.

 

[theoldchick]

I know where you sleep.

 

[theoldchick]

I'm the original model for the rubber hen-purse.

 

[theoldchick]

What's pickles thinking?

Dang! She took my picture and I didn't cover my grey.

 

[theoldchick]