What is this chicken thinking?

[chicksurreal]

 

[Ur-ur-ur-urrr]

I'm a lion... hear me roar! *cluck!*

 

[Akrnaf2]

...

Time to st retch out!

Who said I am not a giant Brahma rooster? See I have got feathers on my legs!

 

[theoldchick]

Crystal's Auto Detailing Service: We even clean up our own poop!

 

[theoldchick]

Come back next month and I'll have the plumage to match this walk.

 

[theoldchick]

Did you bring my snowshoes?

 

[kikiruru]

I'm Walking Yeah Walking

 

[Gargoyle]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: For I am the baddest chicken in the valley.

 

[puffin13]

I'm getting cold. Brrrrrr Could you knit me a sweater, please?

 

[Gargoyle]

I'm getting cold. Brrrrrr Could you knit me a sweater, please?