What is this chicken thinking?

[chicken4prez]

Thanks! https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/404040/the-2nd-rate-the-avatar-of-the-person-above-you Would you like to join?

Me? I feel honoured

 

[chicken4prez]

I accept gladly

 

[bluebirdnanny]

Give me some green tights and I become an elf

Ever heard of a feral CAT scratching human eyes out? Well you just try and put green tights on me and YOU WILL FIND OUT A FERAL FOWL IS WAAAAAAAY WORSE!

 

[theoldchick]

Not sure if this is a good one, but here goes!

What! Did he just call out the wrong name?

 

[theoldchick]

What is my broody hen thinking?

Do NOT get a perm before you go broody.

 

[kikiruru]

What is my broody hen thinking?

Back away slowly and nobody gets hurt

 

[kikiruru]

Not sure if this is a good one, but here goes!

Santa I want some leg warmers for Christmas

 

[Chook-Girl]

 

[chicken4prez]

Turn off the camera, or someone is going to get hurt

 

[Chook-Girl]

Come on.... Santa..... I'm waiting.....

...so this is what depression is like....