What is this chicken thinking?

[puffin13]

This is my Sebright, Trouble. She's actually very pretty, but something must happen when the camera comes out. She always comes out rather pathetic-looking. Poor bird.

Look deep into my eyes. Your eyelids are becoming very heavy. You're getting very sleepy. On my command, stand up and squak like a human.

 

[puffin13]

I'm insulted that you think I look like a muddy snow ball with a beak and legs.

 

[3goodeggs]

whew, what a sneeze.

 

[Chickartforever]

 

[katiedarling]

"Really? Ok, Genius. Don't say I didn't warn you..."

 

[3goodeggs]

 

[theoldchick]

I'm gonna wet my whistle!

 

[Garjzla]

What's this adorable baby snake thinking?

 

[chickrunfun]

Inmate number 165293876

Incarcerated for the theft of meal worms
Case number: 98263
Date of Hatch: unknown
Address: 123 Chicken Run Lane
City: Dream World
State: Confusion

 

[Garjzla]

You get rid of my beak, I get rid of your joy.