What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[austrolover1]

You ain't no chicken?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!

 

[AnnikaLF]

Are you going to eat all of that

 

[freakshow5]

Who needs the Easter bunny, when your eggs come pre-colored

 

[Mr Beaks]

Bette Davis aint got nothin on me

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen on the right whispering) Gosh, Henry's wattles are as big as my face!
(hen on left whispering) Yeah they are...I was standing too close to him yesterday during that wind storm and they slapped me right in the beak!