Left chick: So, just because he's small and cute and a male means that he's a pet, and we're egg layers?
Right chick: That's racist.
Left chick: That is sexist and politically incorrect.
Right chick: Egg layer lives matter.
Left chick: I want a pay raise, and also you're fat shaming.
Right chick: You're making us egg layers because we're big, aren't you?
Left chick: Gosh, so insensitive.
Right chick: Is it because I'm gray??
Left chick: Is it because I'm brown??
Middle chick: Just be quiet, please. You're killing my poor little brain cells.