What is this chicken thinking?

[AuntJamie]

You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?!

 

[theoldchick]

Here I sit in this nice green grass
thought I laid an egg but it turned out to be gas

 

[theoldchick]

Pssst......you....let's crow at 2 am and see if the porch light comes on.

 

[Faraday40]

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Sure Daisy always gets the spot light!

 

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[LavvyTaffy]

What? No treats?

 

[theoldchick]

All right! Who pooped on the guitar?

 

[theoldchick]

Your eye shadow is a bit off.

 

[theoldchick]

I'm ready for my first crop bra!