What is this chicken thinking?

[Matilda Belle]

make way I'm coming through

What the h#$% are you doing here? This is a duck free zone.

 

[Reurra]

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Im too sexy for my hens,
too sexy for my hens,
too sexy for my hens, so sexy it burns!

'Cause I'm a cockrel, you know what I mean!
And I do my little turn on the porch rail
Yeah, on the porch rail
On the porch rail, yeah
I shake my little tush on the porch rail!

 

[GrannyHeeney]

Im too sexy for my hens,
too sexy for my hens,
too sexy for my hens, so sexy it burns!

'Cause I'm a cockrel, you know what I mean!
And I do my little turn on the porch rail
Yeah, on the porch rail
On the porch rail, yeah
I shake my little tush on the porch rail!

::collapses laughing:: Dang it, that better not give me an earworm!

 

[GrannyHeeney]

Here it is:
What is this chicken thinking?

So you got me, copper! It'll never stick! I got my rights!

 

[GrannyHeeney]

Caption?

For some reason, it reminds me of that old Gary Larson "Far Side," captioned "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal." LOL

 

[Cluck17]

Oh whats over there?!!!

 

[GrannyHeeney]

What is this chicken thinking?? (I’m pretty sure he’s looking at himself in the window reflection )

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The sickle at the bottom cracks me up. "HEY! I can hear you! I know you have mealworms in there! I'm armed and I'm not waiting anymore!"

 

[GrannyHeeney]

we have a three way tie for the cutest chick of summer 2018

Too darn cute to caption. AWWWW!

 

[GrannyHeeney]

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::entirely too-dramatic voice-over:: ...And then, just as the sun rose, the beast emerged from the woods...the Day of Terror had begun. Ants shuddered in their hills, flies hid behind flowers...even the clover blossoms said, "Aww, CRAP..."

 

[GrannyHeeney]

back away i told you this is my side of the yard and your not welcome here

"This is your Action News reporter, live at the scene, with a witness who saw the entire incident. Apparently, the ducks are not interested in commenting."