What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Darling, sweetheart, here's the food. No, no, not that, that's your poop.

 

[Reurra]

Quote:

The farmer heard rustling in the underbrush. He knew what was coming! Quickly he told all his children and chooks to head for the barn. As he retreated, he noticed Mergatroid, his favorite hen standing her ground, a look of defiance on her face. As the rustling got nearer and nearer, Mergatroid raised her head up, and stared down the unseen presence.



Then suddenly!

Out of the bushes wattled...



The duck of DOOM!!

Will Mergatroid be horribly maimed?? Will theFarmer come to her rescue in time?!?! Is the Duck of Doom Mergatroids long lost father?!?! Tune in to find out next week in "The Adventures of Chicken Farming!!!

 

[redneck farmer]

What is this chicken thinking?

"Excuse me but last time I check this thing was full of water an it's emty an IM A THIRSTY CHICKEN!!!

 

[Reurra]

Quote: *burp*

 

[fishnet1971]

The farmer heard rustling in the underbrush. He knew what was coming! Quickly he told all his children and chooks to head for the barn. As he retreated, he noticed Mergatroid, his favorite hen standing her ground, a look of defiance on her face. As the rustling got nearer and nearer, Mergatroid raised her head up, and stared down the unseen presence.



Then suddenly!

Out of the bushes wattled...



The duck of DOOM!!

Will Mergatroid be horribly maimed?? Will theFarmer come to her rescue in time?!?! Is the Duck of Doom Mergatroids long lost father?!?! Tune in to find out next week in "The Adventures of Chicken Farming!!!

 

[fishnet1971]

" I can't believe I at the WHOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEE thing"........

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[JacobMaxwell]

Somebody MUST do this one!

 

[chirpingcricket]

Now, what we got us right here is a story-teller! haha

Waiting for the remaining saga of the farmer, the mama hen, her babies and the duck. . .to be continued

 

[chirpingcricket]

What is this chicken thinking?

Now this is what I call a food bowl! Yummy. Now, bring on the vittles.