What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Somebody stole my high heels.

 

[theoldchick]

Do these come in extra small?

 

[Reurra]

Oooh what a sexy rooster!!.....oh, yeah...nice shoes too.

 

[redneck farmer]

HAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RedneckGurl]

Chicken on left: "Excuuuuse me....do you have any concept of the term "personal space"....cause you are totally invading MINE!"

 

[TwoCrows]

See this?? I have it registered on the "lethal weapons list"! So you had better step back and do as I say!! Now...bring me some treats and hurry up about it!!

 

[LittleBits]

"Mmmm . . . smells OK, wonder if it's edible?"

 

[LittleBits]

Bird on Left to Bird on Right: "You really must mind your own business and stop the gossip, Matilda, because this is the LAST time I'm gonna listen to you."

 

[LittleBits]

"BREAKFAST IS HERE! COME AND GET IT!"

 

[theoldchick]

The last thing a mealworm sees......