What is this chicken thinking?

[WickeeChickee]

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Quick, hide under Gertrude! There's the axe!!!

 

[chickita12]

hahahahahaha these are hilarious!

 

[CinnamonQueen]

Finally took some of my own pictures. Maybe you can tell me what they're all thinking!


What is this stuff?? Let's try it.



Hen on right: You look sick. Are you okay?
Hen on left: I like feed better... that stuff made me so sick...

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Quit giving us that orange stuff or we'll quit giving you eggs!


Whoa... This stuff tastes good.

Are you kidding? It tastes exactly like that orange stuff! Let's start that strike!

Lucy: I don't care about this strike. The cucumbers were delicious, so I'm laying an egg.
Scaredy Cat: You get out right now! We're all on strike!

...
(gets in nesting box and lays an egg)



Rooster: Lazy?
Lazy: Zzzzzz.....

 

[TwoCrows]

Finally took some of my own pictures. Maybe you can tell me what they're all thinking!

First time eating cantaloupe since we've had them.
Boy...the things those humans throw at us...How come they don't eat this stuff themselves....HMPH!...giving it to us chickens!



(chicken on the right) Do you mind giving us a little bit of privacy here?? I am trying to tell Hilda here a secret!



Ok...put down the camera and hand over the treats!!


First time eating cucumber since we've had them.
Look Mom....I made a canoe out of my cucumber!!


HMPH....and all I get is Tillies left over canoe!!


Lucy is in the box. Scaredy Cat clucked and fussed for 15 minutes until Lucy finally got out of her box. Then Scaredy Cat went into a different box and Lucy went back in hers.
(Scaredy Cat) I am going to stand here and cluck you RIGHT out of that box Lucy! (Lucy) Do you mind Scaredy Cat...I can't lay an egg with you out there hassling me!!

Mr. Roo on alert.
(rooster) Ok girls, which one of you wants a piece of me! You know I am buff girls...Just look at me!


Mr. Roo and Lazy.
(hen) Yeah, that's right girls, I got the roo all to myself! Now I need some rest...ZZZZzzzzzzz

 

[theoldchick]

Joe and René, entranced by a.....speck??

Look at that!
I know! Do you see it?
Yeah! Isn't that something?
I know! I've never seen that!
Yeah! Really! Did it move?
Should I peck it?
I can't tell if it moved.
Peck it!
I don't want to!
Has it moved yet?
I don't know.
What were we doing?
I don't know
Who are you?
Do I know you?
Did it move yet?
Hey! Where are we?
Look! A spot!
Do you see it!
Yeah! Look! It's a speck!
Has it moved?
I can't tell.


Ah, the mind of a chicken......
Oh, wait! I think it moved!

 

[theoldchick]

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[WickeeChickee]

Look at that!
I know!  Do you see it?
Yeah!  Isn't that something?
I know!  I've never seen that!
Yeah!  Really!  Did it move?
Should I peck it?
I can't tell if it moved.
Peck it!
I don't want to!
Has it moved yet?
I don't know.
What were we doing?
I don't know
Who are you?
Do I know you?
Did it move yet?
Hey! Where are we?
Look!  A spot!
Do you see it!
Yeah! Look!  It's a speck!
Has it moved?
I can't tell.


Ah, the mind of a chicken......
Oh, wait!  I think it moved!

Hah! And you know what's funny? They were absolutely 100% motionless while they stared at that thing...not even their feathers moved. This was immediately after Joe discovered his crow for the first time, so maybe they thought the speck was the cause of all the commotion? I caught the whole thing on video...

 

[Reurra]

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This is not a kosher pickle! I ordered a kosher pickle!! And all i got is this raw thing! Look at it! its just lies there!! That is not a real pickle! Dont tell me it is because I know! My mother used to make pickles every day! All we ever ate was pickles! All i wanted was one lousy pickle and what do I get? Disrespect! Young people these days! Sheesh!

 

[loveourbirds]

I wonder where the chick is that hatched out of this funny looking green egg?

 

[Gargoyle]

I don't want a pickle.
I just wanna ride on my motor sicle...