What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

What is she thinking?

(singing) Soft birdie, warm birdie, little ball of fur...happy birdie, sleepy birdie, bird bird bird....*yawn*....

 

[TwoCrows]

You think I look big from the other side of that fence?? Come on this side and I will show you just how big I am!

 

[theoldchick]

Quote:
Stick your hand in here. Come on. I'm needing some protein.

 

[theoldchick]

Quote:
purr, purr, purr.

 

[RMo2]

This is how you whisper sweet nothings into the rooster's ear....

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[RMo2]

I kissed a hen and I liked it, the taste of her laying pellet breath.
I kissed a hen just to try it, I hope my rooster doesn't mind it.

{sung of course to Katy Perry's tune

}

BAHAHAHAHAHA I was thinking something similar, but I love your version for sure

 

[RMo2]

Red hen: Did you hear about Lucy's eggs?
White hen: No!
Red Hen: The human took them!
White hen: *gasp*
Red Hen: And then guess what?
White hen: What?
Red Hen: The human cracked them open!
White hen: Oh no!
Red: And then (s)he cooked them and stirred them...
White: The horror!
Red: Then she ATE them!!
White: No! What will happen to our eggs?
Red: Here's the plan... *whispers a plan*

Too funny!!!!!

 

[3chickchicks]

As the Egg Turns episode 55-When Rory stayed out too late
It's 2am when Gretchen finds Rory sneaking up the walkway.
Rory: [screams in surprise] "Oh, uh, hi dear lovey dovey sweetest shnookums. What are you doing up so late?" [innocent smile]
Gretchen: [Impatiently tapping her claw on the ground] "Shut it! I'm asking the questions..."

 

[3chickchicks]

[thick Jersey accent] Hey, who ordered the poo-poo plattah?

 

[CyndiChick]

(singing) Soft birdie, warm birdie, little ball of fur...happy birdie, sleepy birdie, bird bird bird....*yawn*....

Hahaha! The Big Bang quotes make me laugh!